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This is me, just born and looking like a seventy-five year old man.  And, uh, Mom, why the straight jacket?

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Here I am, happy to be precariously perched on the bow of my Dad’s boat.

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The youngest member ever of the NYPD

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Three kids, badly dressed.  That’s me in the old man plaid sports coat

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Yes, we’re a happy bunch to be out in the freezing cold

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I saved my allowance and bought a horse.

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I believe that was a mustard colored seventh place ribbon (me at the far left)

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On the diving board, red Speedo, happy to have placed third (?)

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Get this boy a haircut.  My sister hanging with me.

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I’m not wearing a wig.  It just looks that way.

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That’s me in the striped pants (Was that my choice, I’m thinking no).  My little sister, striking a pose.  From left to right it’s my brother, my mother, my grandmother, my uncle (cigarette hanging cooly off the lip).